diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 4f1b560..c6c02f8 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -48,10 +48,10 @@ curl -H "Authorization: Bearer $KEY" http://localhost:8080/api/users
 The server serves a web UI at `/`: the incident queue, each incident's alerts
 and timeline with every action (acknowledge, assign, snooze, note, resolve,
 archive), who is on call, the alert feed, and an *Account* tab for your own
-password and the ntfy topic your pages go to. It is built for a phone first. On a phone it has a bottom tab bar and a sticky action
-bar, it follows the system's dark mode, and it can be added to the home screen.
-From 900px wide it switches to a sidebar with the queue and the incident side by
-side. Statistics remain in
+password and the ntfy topic your pages go to. It is built for a phone first. On a phone
+it navigates through a hamburger menu and has a sticky action bar, it follows the
+system's dark mode, and it can be added to the home screen. From 900px wide it switches
+to a sidebar with the queue and the incident side by side. Statistics remain in
 [terdut-tui](https://github.com/yeniklas/terdut-tui) for now.
 
 You sign in with a username and password. Users have no password until one is
diff --git a/internal/web/static/app.css b/internal/web/static/app.css
index d7e790f..c6f42c6 100644
--- a/internal/web/static/app.css
+++ b/internal/web/static/app.css
@@ -48,7 +48,11 @@
   --mono: ui-monospace, SFMono-Regular, Menlo, Consolas, monospace;
 
   --topbar-h: 52px;
-  --tabbar-h: 58px;
+  /* No bottom tab bar on any breakpoint any more — mobile uses the hamburger
+     menu in the topbar, desktop the sidebar — so this stays 0. Kept as a
+     variable rather than deleted since .view, .toast and .nav's own height
+     calc still read it. */
+  --tabbar-h: 0px;
   --safe-top: env(safe-area-inset-top, 0px);
   --safe-bottom: env(safe-area-inset-bottom, 0px);
 }
@@ -196,7 +200,13 @@ input:focus, textarea:focus { outline: none; border-color: var(--accent); box-sh
   -webkit-backdrop-filter: saturate(1.4) blur(12px);
   border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border);
 }
-.topbar-title { font-size: 18px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: -0.01em; }
+.topbar-left { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 8px; min-width: 0; }
+.topbar-title {
+  font-size: 18px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: -0.01em;
+  overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap; min-width: 0;
+}
+#menu-btn { position: relative; }
+.nav-badge.menu-btn-badge { top: 2px; left: auto; right: 2px; }
 
 .open-pill {
   display: inline-flex; align-items: center; gap: 6px;
@@ -209,15 +219,12 @@ input:focus, textarea:focus { outline: none; border-color: var(--accent); box-sh
 .open-pill.has-triggered::before { background: var(--crit); }
 .open-pill.all-acked::before { background: var(--warn); }
 
-/* Bottom tab bar on phones. */
+/* Hidden on phones — mobile navigates through the hamburger menu in the
+   topbar instead (see #menu-btn / openNavMenu in app.js). Reappears as the
+   left sidebar from 900px, where the desktop block below redeclares display. */
 .nav {
+  display: none;
   position: fixed; left: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; z-index: 20;
-  /* One column per link, however many there are. This was repeat(4, 1fr) when
-     there were four tabs; Team and Admin arriving pushed six items into four
-     columns, which on a phone is how they stopped fitting. Auto columns mean
-     the next tab cannot break the row either — and Admin is only rendered for
-     an administrator, so the count genuinely varies between viewers. */
-  display: grid; grid-auto-flow: column; grid-auto-columns: 1fr;
   height: calc(var(--tabbar-h) + var(--safe-bottom));
   padding-bottom: var(--safe-bottom);
   background: color-mix(in srgb, var(--surface) 92%, transparent);
@@ -239,16 +246,6 @@ input:focus, textarea:focus { outline: none; border-color: var(--accent); box-sh
 }
 .nav-link svg { width: 24px; height: 24px; flex: none; fill: none; stroke: currentColor; stroke-width: 1.8; stroke-linecap: round; stroke-linejoin: round; }
 
-/* Narrow phones, where six tabs each get about 55-65px. Tightening is enough:
-   the widest label, "On-call", is about 38px at this size, so nothing has to
-   be hidden. The ellipsis above is the backstop if a future tab is named
-   something longer. */
-@media (max-width: 420px) {
-  .nav-link { font-size: 10px; gap: 1px; }
-  .nav-link svg { width: 21px; height: 21px; }
-  .nav-badge { left: calc(50% + 4px); min-width: 16px; height: 16px; font-size: 10px; line-height: 16px; }
-}
-
 .nav-link[aria-current="page"] { color: var(--accent); }
 .nav-badge {
   position: absolute; top: 6px; left: calc(50% + 6px);
@@ -601,8 +598,6 @@ kbd {
 /* ---------- desktop ---------- */
 
 @media (min-width: 900px) {
-  :root { --tabbar-h: 0px; }
-
   .app { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 220px 1fr; height: 100dvh; }
 
   .nav {
diff --git a/internal/web/static/index.html b/internal/web/static/index.html
index 01960bb..2174927 100644
--- a/internal/web/static/index.html
+++ b/internal/web/static/index.html
@@ -108,7 +108,13 @@
     </nav>
 
     <header class="topbar">
-      <h1 class="topbar-title" id="topbar-title">Queue</h1>
+      <div class="topbar-left">
+        <button class="btn btn-ghost btn-icon" id="menu-btn" type="button" aria-label="Menu" aria-haspopup="menu">
+          <svg viewBox="0 0 24 24" aria-hidden="true"><path d="M4 7h16M4 12h16M4 17h16"/></svg>
+          <span class="nav-badge menu-btn-badge" data-badge hidden></span>
+        </button>
+        <h1 class="topbar-title" id="topbar-title">Queue</h1>
+      </div>
       <span class="open-pill" id="open-pill" hidden></span>
     </header>
 
diff --git a/internal/web/static/js/app.js b/internal/web/static/js/app.js
index 5e89698..45d7329 100644
--- a/internal/web/static/js/app.js
+++ b/internal/web/static/js/app.js
@@ -30,6 +30,17 @@ const SECTIONS = {
   more: { title: 'Account', view: account },
 };
 
+// The mobile hamburger menu's contents — the same sections the desktop
+// sidebar's .nav-link list carries in index.html, in the same order.
+const NAV_ITEMS = [
+  { path: '/', section: 'queue', label: 'Queue', icon: 'queueList' },
+  { path: '/oncall', section: 'oncall', label: 'On-call', icon: 'calendar' },
+  { path: '/alerts', section: 'alerts', label: 'Alerts', icon: 'bell' },
+  { path: '/team', section: 'team', label: 'Team', icon: 'team' },
+  { path: '/admin', section: 'admin', label: 'Admin', icon: 'shield', adminOnly: true },
+  { path: '/more', section: 'more', label: 'Account', icon: 'user' },
+];
+
 function parseRoute(pathname) {
   const m = pathname.match(/^\/incidents\/(\d+)\/?$/);
   if (m) return { section: 'queue', incident: Number(m[1]) };
@@ -132,6 +143,35 @@ function render() {
   updateTitle();
 }
 
+// ---------- nav menu ----------
+
+// The mobile hamburger menu: same shape as the sheet-based action menus in
+// incident.js (openSheet + a <ul class="menu"> of menu-item buttons), one
+// item per NAV_ITEMS entry, resolving with a path for navigate() to use.
+function openNavMenu() {
+  const current = SECTIONS[route.section].nav || route.section;
+  const triggered = state.open.filter((i) => i.status === 'triggered').length;
+  const items = NAV_ITEMS.filter((n) => !n.adminOnly || state.me?.user?.is_admin);
+  ui.openSheet(() => [
+    ui.h('h2', { class: 'sheet-title', text: 'Sections' }),
+    ui.h('ul', { class: 'menu', role: 'menu' }, items.map((n) =>
+      ui.h('li', {}, ui.h('button', {
+        class: 'menu-item',
+        type: 'button',
+        role: 'menuitemradio',
+        'aria-checked': String(n.section === current),
+        onclick: () => ui.closeSheet(n.path),
+      },
+        ui.icon(n.icon),
+        n.label,
+        n.section === 'queue' && triggered > 0 && ui.badge(String(triggered), 'st-triggered menu-sub'),
+      ))),
+    ),
+  ]).then((path) => {
+    if (path) navigate(path);
+  });
+}
+
 // ---------- refresh + badges ----------
 
 async function refresh() {
@@ -158,9 +198,12 @@ function updateBadges() {
   pill.classList.toggle('has-triggered', triggered > 0);
   pill.classList.toggle('all-acked', open > 0 && triggered === 0);
 
-  const badge = document.querySelector('[data-badge]');
-  badge.hidden = triggered === 0;
-  badge.textContent = String(triggered);
+  // Two badges carry this count: the sidebar's Queue tab (desktop) and the
+  // hamburger button (mobile) — only one of the two is ever visible at once.
+  for (const badge of document.querySelectorAll('[data-badge]')) {
+    badge.hidden = triggered === 0;
+    badge.textContent = String(triggered);
+  }
   updateTitle();
 }
 
@@ -180,6 +223,7 @@ async function boot() {
   document.addEventListener('keydown', onKey);
   $('login-form').addEventListener('submit', onLogin);
   $('signup-form').addEventListener('submit', onSignup);
+  $('menu-btn').addEventListener('click', openNavMenu);
 
   // /signup is the one route that works without a session.
   if (location.pathname.replace(/\/$/, '') === '/signup') {
diff --git a/internal/web/static/js/ui.js b/internal/web/static/js/ui.js
index 93209bc..469aa5c 100644
--- a/internal/web/static/js/ui.js
+++ b/internal/web/static/js/ui.js
@@ -34,6 +34,10 @@ export function clear(el, ...children) {
 const ICONS = {
   back: ['M15 18l-6-6 6-6'],
   more: ['M5 12h.01M12 12h.01M19 12h.01'],
+  queueList: ['M4 6h16M4 12h16M4 18h10'],
+  calendar: ['rect:3.5,5,17,15,2', 'M3.5 10h17M8 3v4M16 3v4'],
+  team: ['circle:9,8,3', 'circle:17,9,2.5', 'M3 19a6 6 0 0 1 12 0M15 19a5 5 0 0 1 6-4'],
+  shield: ['M12 3l7 3v6c0 4-3 7-7 9-4-2-7-5-7-9V6z'],
   check: ['M5 12.5l4.5 4.5L19 7'],
   checkCircle: ['M8 12.5l3 3 5-6', 'circle:12,12,9'],
   undo: ['M9 14L4 9l5-5', 'M4 9h10a6 6 0 0 1 0 12h-3'],
@@ -64,6 +68,14 @@ export function icon(name, cls = 'icon') {
       node.setAttribute('cx', cx);
       node.setAttribute('cy', cy);
       node.setAttribute('r', r);
+    } else if (d.startsWith('rect:')) {
+      const [x, y, w, hgt, rx] = d.slice(5).split(',');
+      node = document.createElementNS(SVG, 'rect');
+      node.setAttribute('x', x);
+      node.setAttribute('y', y);
+      node.setAttribute('width', w);
+      node.setAttribute('height', hgt);
+      if (rx) node.setAttribute('rx', rx);
     } else {
       node = document.createElementNS(SVG, 'path');
       node.setAttribute('d', d);